You have found The IDAHO JOE Website ! !
Gee.... Lucky you
Idaho Joe is an archaeologist
He lives in the year 1943
Joe was searching for a lost diamond
It was found in a deep, dark cave in
Africa.
The cave was booby
trapped,
But- the booby found a way to snatch up the diamond
Joe found that there was an evil magician
that was gaurding the lost gem
The magician wanted the diamond returned
Joe couldn't do that--
He lost the jewel already
This made the magician mad at Joe
He waved his hands at our hero
Joe waved back
A large hole opened in a wall of stone
And a time warp took Joe away!
Now, 'IDAHO' JOE is stuck in the 1990's
Buy the videos to see what this idiot does
while tring to exist in his own future
